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سه شنبه 30 خرداد 1391 :: نویسنده : محمدرضا 1404
یك روز یک پسر کوچولو که می خواست انشا بنویسه
از پدرش می پرسه: پدرجان ! لطفا برای من بگین سیاست یعنی چی ؟
پدرش فکر می کنه و می گه :بهترین راه اینه که من برای تو یک مثال در مورد خانواده
خودمون بزنم که تو متوجه سیاست بشی
من حکومت هستم، چون همه چیز رو در خونه من تعیین می کنم ...
... مامانت جامعه هست، چون کارهای خونه رو اون اداره میکنه.
... کلفت مون ملت فقیر و پا برهنه هست، چون از صبح تا شب کار می کنه وهیچی نداره.
تو روشنفکری چون داری درس می خونی و پسر فهمیده ای هستی..
داداش کوچیکت هم که دو سالش هست، نسل آینده است.
امیدوارم متوجه شده باشی که منظورم چی هست و فردا بتونی در این مورد بیشتر فکر کنی
پسر کوچولو نصف شب با صدای برادر کوچیکش از خواب می پره. می ره به اتاق برادر کوچیکش
و می بینه زیرش رو کثیف کرده و داره توی خرابی خودش دست و پا می زنه.
می ره توی اتاق خواب پدر و مادرش و می بینه پدرش توی تخت نیست و مادرش
به خواب عمیقی فرو رفته و هر کار می کنه مادرش از خواب بیدار نمی شه.
می ره تو اتاق کلفتشون که اون رو بیدارکنه، می بینه باباش توی تخت کلفتشون خوابیده .....؟؟؟؟
میره و سر جاش می خوابه و فردا صبح از خواب بیدار می شه.
فردا صبح باباش ازش می پرسه: پسرم! فهمیدی سیاست چیه؟
پسر می گه: بله پدر، دیشب فهمیدم که سیاست چیه: سیاست یعنی اینکه حکومت، ترتیب ملت فقیر و پا برهنه رو می ده، درحالی که جامعه به خواب عمیقی فرورفته و روشنفکر هر کاری می کنه نمیتونه جامعه
رو بیدار کنه، در حالیکه نسل آینده داره توی كثافت دست و پا می زنه ....




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دوشنبه 21 مرداد 1398 08:39 ق.ظ
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چهارشنبه 19 تیر 1398 02:15 ق.ظ
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دوشنبه 27 خرداد 1398 07:01 ب.ظ
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